I tried to write a book about a clock, but it was too time-consuming.

I told my computer a joke, but it didn't get the byte.

I used to have a fear of hurdles, but then I jumped over it.

I told my friend she drew her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

I used to be a baker, but it was a crumby job.

I used to be a baker, but it was too much of a knead for me.

Why don't zombies eat comedians? They taste funny.

I used to be a baker, but it was the yeast of my worries.

I told my girlfriend she should do lunges to stay in shape. She lunged at me.

I used to be a baker, but it was a half-baked career choice.

I told my friend she should do lunges to stay in shape. She took a step back.

I told my friend she should do yoga to relax. She's now a master of savasana.

I used to be a baker, but it wasn't my bread and butter.

I asked the baker if he had any rolls. He said, 'Just the ones around my waist.'

I asked the baker if they had any whole wheat bread. They said, 'We don't loaf around here.'

I used to be a baker, but now I'm just in a crusty mood.

I told my wife she should do lunges to stay in shape. Eventually, she'll get there one step at a time.

I'm friends with all the letters of the alphabet, but E and F have been missing lately. They decided to run away together.

I'm friends with all the letters of the alphabet, except for X. It tends to be shady.

I used to play piano, but it didn't really strike a chord with me.

I finally got around to reading a book on teleportation. It takes me places.