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Jokes that intentionally lack a punchline or subvert expectations.

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Frostbite.
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What concert costs just 45 cents?
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50 Cent featuring Nickelback.
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It lost its bearings.
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Why couldn't the bicycle find its way?
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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?
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Why did the scarecrow become a neurosurgeon?
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They don't have the guts.
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Tooth-hurty.
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It overswept.
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Why did the tomato blush?
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Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
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Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
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You stay here, I'll go on a head.
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Because he was always spotted.
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Supplies!
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Ten tickles.
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What did the big flower say to the little flower?
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Hi, bud!
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Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?
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