I'm friends with a weather vane. We always know which way the wind blows.

I told a joke about clocks, but it was timely.

I'm friends with a button. We're always on the same page.

I used to be a judge, but I couldn't find the verdict.

I told a joke about light bulbs, but it didn't shine.

I used to be a dancer, but I couldn't keep up.

I'm friends with a tree branch. We're branching out.

I told a joke about shoes, but it didn't fit.

I'm friends with a fence post. We have a solid friendship.

I used to be a writer, but I couldn't find the words.

I'm friends with a bus. We always stay connected.

I told a joke about skeletons, but it was boned.

I told a joke about newspapers, but it was old news.

I'm friends with a doorbell. We have a ringing friendship.

I'm friends with a lemon. We have a sour relationship.

I'm friends with a knife. We have a sharp friendship.

I'm friends with a magnet. We're attracted to each other.

I'm friends with a tree. We're knot your average friends.

I told a joke about the moon, but it was over the top.

I used to be a musician, but I couldn't handle the sharp notes.

I'm friends with a rock. We have a solid relationship.