Why did the woman bring a pencil to her date? She heard he had a magnetic personality!

Why did the man break up with his Internet girlfriend? He found out she was not what he pixelated.

My girlfriend is like my iPad. I don't have an iPad.

Why do we take the concept of love for granted? Because if we didn't, it would be called the concept of loving!

Why was the man standing on one leg at the altar? He was a little worried about losing his balance.

Why was the man so bad at relationships? He kept trying to find the 'Ctrl + Z' button in real life.

What do you call a man who took his girlfriend to a fancy restaurant? A waiter!

My girlfriend told me I'm average. I think she's mean.

Why did the woman bring a ladder on her date? She heard the drinks were on the house!

I asked my girlfriend what she wanted as a gift. She said nothing would make her happier than diamonds, so I got her nothing.

Why did the woman break up with the limbo dancer? He was always setting the bar too low.

What do you call two shoes who are in love? Sole mates.

Why did the woman break up with the engineer? He couldn't engineer a way to her heart.

What do you call two mountains who are in love? Peaks of affection.

Why did the woman break up with the hunter? He was always aiming for an out.

What did the pot say to the lid? We're a perfect fit.

Why did the woman break up with the dentist? He was always brushing off their problems.

What do you call two computers in love? A byte-sized romance.

Why did the woman break up with the detective? He was always snooping around.

What did the key say to the lock? We just click together.

Why did the woman break up with the astronomer? He was too starry-eyed.