What do you call a potato that plays the guitar? A hashbrown!

Why did the scarecrow succeed in farming? He was outstanding in his field!

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity? Shocked!

Why was the math book happier at night? Because it had too many problems to solve during the day!

Why did the spoon go to school? To become well-rounded!

Why did the gymnast bring a ladder to the bar? For high jumps!

Why was the baseball team in trouble? They kept getting caught stealing bases!

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two tired from a long day!

Why did the gym go to the comedy club? To work on its stand-up routine!

Did you hear about the floor that went to the party? It was raised the roof!

Why couldn't the penguin keep a secret? Because it always blubbered it out!

What kind of pin is worthless? A safety pin!

How do locomotives know they're doing a good job? They have a great track record!

Why did the egg go to school? It wanted to be an egghead!

Why was the leopard arrested? For illegal parking!

Why did the chef bring a ladder to the kitchen? To reach the high shelves!

Why did the potato get sent to the principal's office? For mashing around!

Why did the cactus cross the road? Because it was stuck to the chicken!

Why did the scarecrow become a successful comedian? Because he had a lot of corny jokes!

Why did the apricot go to the doctor? It wasn't feeling peachy!

What happened to the guy who invented knock knock jokes? He won the 'no-bell' prize!