I could tell you a joke about poultry, but that would be fowl play!

What do snowmen wear on their heads? Ice caps!

Why can't you tell secrets at a vegetable party? The potatoes have eyes!

Why did the leopard go to the tailor? It wanted a new 'spotted' coat.

What did the french fries say to the hamburger? You are a barrel of laughs.

What do you call a hide and seek champion from France? Hide-and-seek.

What do you call a snowman throwing a tantrum? A meltdown!

What do you call a banana that wears a hat? A 'slip' peel!

Why did the baseball team steal all the bases? Because they couldn't find home plate!

Why are orchestra musicians like a telephone? They call it a conductor!

I would make a joke about nuts, but that might be too corny.

Why was Pandora so good at sewing? She had an eye for buttons!

What do you call a magician who has lost his magic? Ian!

How do you keep an astronaut's pants up? With an asteroid belt!

What do you call a sneeze on a cruise? A flu-boat!

What do you call a fish wearing a crown? King of the ocean!

I couldn't figure out how bees keep getting into the house until I realized they use the honeycomb...

Why did the sun go to school? To improve its beaming!

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost? Because they're chilling!

Why did the bike fall over when it tried to write a poem? It couldn't handle the stanza!

Why did the cows return to the spaceship? They forgot their moosic!