I asked the librarian for books on paranoia - they said they are always watching me.

I saw a documentary on how ships are put together - riveting stuff.

I'm allergic to seafood, so I'm on a sea-avoid diet.

I'm trying to lose weight, but it's a heavy burden.

I'm currently reading a book on teleportation, it's riveting.

I'm trying to organize a hide-and-seek competition, but it's difficult to find good players.

I'm writing a book on how to procrastinate, but I keep putting it off.

I used to be a baker, but my plans kept crumbling.

I told my computer I needed a break, now all it does is Google 'vacations'.

I'm addicted to brake fluid, but I can stop anytime I want.

I'm practicing for a marathon, but it's a slow process.

I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet, I'm not sure why Y's never there.

I used to play piano by ear, but then I listened with my mouth.

I'm on a seafood diet, I see food and I don't eat it.

I told my computer I needed a break, now it's on strike.

I told my computer I needed a break, now it only plays 'The Break-Up' soundtrack.

I'm a huge fan of wind turbines, they really blow me away.

I'm writing a book on reverse psychology, the first line says 'Don't read this book'.

I'm on a seafood diet, I see food and I throw it back.

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity, it's light reading.

I used to be a baker, but then I got in a jam.