Yo mama is so loud, she makes thunder whisper.

Yo mama is so chaotic, she goes to a therapist to ask why her horoscope is always wrong.

Yo mama is so smelly, when she used deodorant, the can refused to spray.

Yo mama is so rude, she walks into a room and the roaches stand on chairs.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't sweat, she dries.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she makes a giraffe look like a tightrope walker.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she yawns, even sloths are like 'Damn, girl.'

Yo mama is so old, when she farts, mothballs come out.

Yo mama is so fat, when she goes to the airport, she needs two tickets: one for her and one for her butt.

Yo mama is so dumb, she tried to call the Apple store to get an apple pie.

Yo mama is so old, she knew Yoda when he was just a toddler.

Yo mama is so short, when she does a push-up, she does a sit-up.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she skates on bacon grease.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she grabs a spoon to eat Jello shots.

Yo mama is so hairy, she entered a beard contest and won first prize.

Yo mama is so fat, she jumped in the ocean and the tide went out.

Yo mama is so old, she gave Moses his first tablet.

Yo mama is so dumb, she brought a ladder to a barbershop for high fades.

Yo mama is so fat, she uses a hula hoop as a belt.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she needs a GPS tracker for her handbag.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she puts on makeup, the makeup screams.