I'm on a seafood diet, I see food and I let it be.

I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet, the other one is always on vacation.

I used to be a baker, but then I realized it was a crumby job.

I'm allergic to seafood, so I'm on a strict see-diet.

I'm trying to lose weight, but the scale keeps lying to me.

I'm currently writing a book about hurricanes, it's a whirlwind of a story.

I'm currently writing a book on time travel, but I'm stuck in a time loop.

I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet, they're my type of people.

I used to be a baker, but then I got burned out.

I'm allergic to seafood, so I'm on a deep-sea diet.

I'm trying to lose weight, but the universe keeps expanding.

I'm currently writing a book about shopping addiction, it's a buy-agraff yet.

I used to be a baker, but then I baked too many bad puns.

I'm trying to organize a dodgeball tournament, but it always hits a snag.

I'm currently writing a book on sarcasm, it's going to be a real page-turner.

I'm allergic to seafood, so I'm on a shrimple diet.

I'm trying to lose weight, but it's an uphill battle.

I'm currently writing a book about marriage, it's a nov-elopement.

I used to be a baker, but then I got a rise out of it.

Plagiarism is a crime; it's also a great way to learn new jokes.

I would tell you a joke about social distancing, but it's just too far-fetched.