Have you heard about the new restaurant called Java? It serves an endless loop of coffee.

Why did the smartphone go to the doctor? It had a virus!

Why couldn't the programmer go to the party? He was stuck in an infinite loop.

How does the internet get on a boat? It clicks on the sail link.

Why do programmers prefer dark rooms? Less glare coding.

Why did the smartphone go to the beach? To get better reception.

What did the scientist say to the hydrogen atoms? You're diatomic!

Why did the gamer break up with his console? It couldn't console him anymore.

Why did the robot go to school? To upgrade its software.

Why did the math book look nervous? It heard it had a pop quiz.

I told my computer a joke and it laughed. It was a Dell.

Why don't programmers trust stairs? They fear they will be stepped on in the future.

What do you call an alien computer? A Dell-ien.

Why did the computer hire a private detective? To search for its lost cursor.

What do you get when you cross a computer and a snowman? A white Christmas with lots of bytes.

Which programming language is the smelliest? Nosql.

Why did the computer wear glasses? It had 20/20 databases.

Why did the IT director get arrested? For hacking the FBI (Female Body Inspector).

Why did the programmer sit on the roof all day? He wanted higher bandwidth.

Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water? He had a very steamy relationship.

What did the zeppelin say to the helicopter? "You make my heart soar."