Jokes that rely on clever twists or logical puzzles.
Why was the math book crying? Because it had too many problems.
Why did the broom go to school? Because it wanted to be a sweepstakes winner.
Why did the ghost break up with its girlfriend? Because she kept ghosting him.
Why was the belt arrested? Because it held up a pair of trousers.
Why did the traffic light turn red? Because you would too if you had to change in the middle of the street.
What has many keys but can't unlock a door? A laptop keyboard.
Why did the bicycle refuse to move? It was too tired.
What is full of holes but can still hold water? A canteen.
What is something you can catch but never throw? A cold.
Why did the music teacher go to jail? They were caught for selling scales.
What has a horn but can't toot? A rhino.
What has a ring but no finger to wear it? A telephone.
Why was the music teacher always cool? They had the keys to chill.
Why did the ghost go to the doctor? It had a coffin.
What is full of holes but can still hold water? A colander.
Why did the scarecrow go to university? It wanted to be outstanding in its field of study.
Why was the math book feeling blue? It couldn't multiply its happiness.
Why couldn't the bicycle find its brakes? It was too tired to stop.
What has a ring, but no finger to wear it? A Saturn.
Why was the music teacher always calm? Because they had the keys to harmony.
What has a foot but no shoe? A ruler.