Jokes about bodily functions or hygiene, often juvenile.
Why did the toilet paper blush? Because it saw the toilet seat!
Why did the paper get thrown out the window? It wanted to be a litter bug!
What did the toothbrush say to the toilet? Can I brush up on you?
Why was the toilet embarrassed? It saw someone's behind!
What is a ghost's favorite body part? The boo-ty!
What did one soap say to the other soap in the bathroom? Stop lathering around!
Why couldn't the toilet bowl go to the party? It was always flushed!
Why did the toilet paper roll run out of the bathroom? It was on a roll!
What did the toilet say to the tissue? Get in my corner!
Why was the toilet paper hanging out with the paper towel? They were on a roll!
What did the toilet say to the other toilet during a race? You're running out of time!
Why did the toilet seat turn red? It saw the plunger!
Why did the banana go to the bathroom? Because it had to pee-le!
Why did the sprinkles go to the bathroom? They wanted to be covered in frosting!
Why does Dracula only drink blood? It's a real vein!
Why did the bacon laugh? Because it heard the sizzle reel!
What did the soil say to the rain? If you keep this up, my day will be ruined!
What do you call an unpredictable, out-of-control photographer? A loose Canon!
Why was the bathroom so crowded? Because it had too many 'potty' animals!
What do you call a plumber who's always late? A procrastinater!
Why did the bathroom sign go to therapy? It couldn't handle all the pressure!