I'm a big fan of whiteboards. They're re-markable!

I scolded my smartphone for having low battery. It didn't take it well.

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He needed space.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

Why was the math book unhappy? Because it had too many problems.

Why was the math book worried? It had too many problems to solve.

I used to be a tailor, but couldn't make enough ends meet.

Why was the math book stressed? It had too many problems to deal with.

I used to be a gardener, but couldn't make enough seeds to grow.

Why was the math book upset? It had too many problems to tackle.

I used to be a banker, but couldn't make enough interest to profit.

Why was the math book overwhelmed? It had too many problems to handle.

I used to be a comedian, but couldn't make enough jokes to laugh.

Why was the math book anxious? It had too many problems to work through.

I used to be a carpenter, but couldn't make enough boards to build.

Why was the math book frustrated? It had too many problems to figure out.

I used to be a singer, but couldn't hit enough notes to sing.

Why was the math book confused? It had too many problems to understand.

I used to be a painter, but couldn't draw enough colors to paint.

Why was the math book restless? It had too many problems to solve.

I used to be a chef, but couldn't cook enough dishes to serve.