I'm friends with some electricians, they have a lot of charge.

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's pop corn?

I'm friends with some construction workers, they really nail it.

I'm friends with some musicians, they're quite sharp.

I'm friends with some bakers, they make life sweeter.

I'm trying to organize a space-themed party, but my plans keep going into orbit.

I'm friends with some athletes, they're always running late.

I'm friends with some magicians, they really have a trick up their sleeves.

I'm friends with some clockmakers, they always have time on their hands.

I'm friends with some mechanics, they really know how to gear up.

I'm friends with some dancers, they have great twinkle toes.

I'm friends with some mathematicians, they can really crunch numbers.

I'm friends with some vegetarians, you could say they're a little green.

I'm friends with some chemists, they sure do like to bond.

I'm friends with some gardeners, they really know how to mulch around.

I used to be a tap dancer, but then I had to split.

I'm trying to start a new restaurant for trains only, I'm calling it 'Locomotives'.

I'm friends with some philosophers, they always have deep conversations.

I told my computer a joke, it laughed its cache off.

Why did the couch go to therapy? It had too many issues.

Why is Peter Pan always flying? He never lands.