I'm friends with some photographers, they focus on the little things.

I'm friends with some carpenters, they nail everything.

I'm friends with some scientists, they're always mixing things up.

I'm friends with some firefighters, they always bring the heat.

I told my wife she should go on a seafood diet, she just sees food and eats it.

I'm friends with some magicians, they keep disappearing on me.

Why did the scientist take out a loan? To finance his experiments.

I'm friends with some writers, they really know how to turn a page.

I'm friends with some electricians, they're quite shocking.

I'm friends with some butchers, they really know how to bring home the bacon.

I'm friends with some politicians, they're always campaigning.

I'm friends with some actors, they know how to play their role.

I'm friends with some teachers, they always make the grade.

I'm friends with some bakers, they know how to rise to the occasion.

I'm friends with some dentists, they really know how to pick teeth.

I'm friends with some pilots, they have a lot of altitude.

What do you call fake spaghetti? An imposter.

Why did the photon go to the doctor? It had too much mass.

I'm friends with some tennis players, they always serve up fun.

I'm friends with a baker, we have a lot of loaf and affection.

I'm friends with some beekeepers, they always have a buzz around them.