Intentionally corny and wholesome jokes, often pun-based.
Did you hear about the French chef who committed suicide? He lost the huile d’olive.
Why did the tomato go out with a prune? Because it couldn't find a date!
What is Forrest Gump's password? 1forest1
Why did the clock go to the principal's office? It tocked too much!
Why is a computer so smart? Because it listens to its motherboard!
What do you get when you combine a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
Why did the superhero break up with his girlfriend? He needed some space!
What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backward? A receding hare-line!
Why did the robber take a bath before stealing from the bank? He wanted to make a clean getaway!
What do sprinters eat before a race? Nothing, they fast!
What do you call a laughing motorcycle? A yamaha-ha-ha!
What do clouds wear under their shorts? Thunderpants!
Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon!
I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made of orange soda. It took me a while to realize it was just a Fanta-sea!
Where do cows go on vacation? Moo York!
Prison is just one word to you, but for some people, it’s a whole sentence.
I'm starting a new business selling land mines disguised as prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof!
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? Because it was stuffed.
Using a broken pencil is pointless.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants to the game? In case he got a hole in one!
Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon? He was outstanding in his field.