Intentionally corny and wholesome jokes, often pun-based.
Why are elevator jokes so good? They work on many levels.
What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forest1.
What do you call a sleeping cow? A bulldozer.
Why did the onion make the mushroom cry? Because it was a fungi to be with.
What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes? Remorse code.
Why did the math book visit an eye doctor? It had too many problems.
Why don't ghosts like rain? It dampens their spirits.
Why was the math book sad after defeating a calculator? It just had too many issues.
Why don't bicycles fall over? Because they're two tired.
Why did the janitor get fired in the first day at the calendar factory? He took a few days off.
Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' drizzle.
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon? Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why did the man bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house.
What did one plate say to the other plate? Lunch is on me.
Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund? Because he wanted to get a long little doggie.
How do you unlock a haunted house? With a spooky.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the pee is silent.
What do you call a fish wearing a crown? Salmon-royalty.
What smells the best at Thanksgiving dinner? Your nose.
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it.