Intentionally corny and wholesome jokes, often pun-based.
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers.
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go.
Why was the belt arrested? Because it held up a pair of pants.
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach? Because they might peel.
What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A roamin' Catholic.
Why do the French like to eat snails so much? They don't like fast food!
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards? He was just going through a stage.
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she kept running away from the ball!
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener!
What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time!
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up!
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? It let out a little wine!
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs!
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They might crack each other up.
I'm friends with all the oceans. I'm so Pacific.
Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion? There was nothing left but de-brie.
I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.
Why did the bike fall over? It was two tired.
What do you call a factory that makes okay products? A satisfactory.