Intentionally corny and wholesome jokes, often pun-based.
What do you call a belt of watches? A waist of time.
Why do eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.
What did Batman do when he went shopping? He bought a bat'ery.
What do you get when you cross Sonic the Hedgehog and a kangaroo? A bounce pad.
I told my wife she should do yoga to stay in shape. She declined. Apparently, bending over backwards isn't her thing!
Did you hear about the cheese who dated a cracker? They were the perfect match!
Why are elevator jokes so good? They can really lift your spirits.
I used to have a job at a calendar factory, but I got too many days off.
Why can't you play hide and seek with mountains? Because they always peak.
What music genre are national anthems in? Country.
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floor? He was just going through a stage.
Why did the golf club go to the doctor? It had a short game.
Who did the cheese make nervous? The provolone.
How does a barber cut the forest? Clip it!
I told my wife she should switch to communism. She said that's a red flag!
Why did the smartphone go broke? It had too many apps!
What do you call fake bees? Flutterflies!
Why did the paper go to the doctor? It was feeling stationary.
Why did the lipstick go to school? It wanted to be a chapstick!
What do you call fake stones? Sham-rocks!
Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard? A barber!