Intentionally corny and wholesome jokes, often pun-based.
Have you heard about the kidnapping at the park? They woke up.
What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.
I didn't want to like facial hair, but then it grew on me.
What do you call a snowman in the tropics? A puddle!
What do you call a factory that only makes good products? A satisfactory!
What do you call a house that likes to dance? A footloose!
What do you call a man who can't stand still? Attila the fun!
What do you call a man who can't tell dad jokes? A faux pa!
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck!
What do you call a fish wearing a crown? Salmon-else!
Why do fishermen make terrible musicians? They always drop the bass!
Why did the scientist get promoted? For his outstanding contributions!
Why do some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don't work out!
What did the diamond say to the other diamond? You rock!
Why can't you trust atoms? They make up everything!
I’m starting a new business making landmines that look like prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof!
I should have been sad when my flashlight batteries died, but I was delighted.
I'm friends with a group of math geeks. They're all about that base.
I would tell you a joke about paper, but it's tearable.
I told my wife she should try on some new glasses. It was a clear decision.
I told my wife she should do sit-ups to stay in shape. She said it was easier to just sit.