Parallel lines have a lot in common.

I'm friends with a baker because I knead the dough.

Mountain ranges aren't just funny, they're hill areas.

I took the shell off my racing snail to make him faster, but he just looks sluggish!

A sandwich is named after the Earl of Sandwich. Does that make a hotdog a sandwich?

I told a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction. It got no reaction!

I used to play the triangle in a band, but I quit - it was just one too many!

Why don't scientists trust the sun? Because it's always too bright!

Why can't you trust King Kong to return a loan? He always goes bananas!

I used to be a baker until I realized I kneaded dough in my life!

I'm reading a book about mazes - it's really hard to put down!

I'm friends with a few clocks, we always have a good time!

I decided to sell my vacuum - it was just collecting dust!

My new years resolution is to stop using self-referential jokes.

Why did the vegetable go to the party alone? Because it couldn't find a date!

Why was the broom such a good friend? Because it always swept me off my feet!

What kind of bees make milk? Boobees!

Wanna hear a joke about construction? Nah, I'm still working on it.

Why was the broom such a good friend? It always swept me off my feet!

I would tell you a joke about airplanes, but it might go over your head.

You know why bees hum? Because they don't know the words!