What did the egg say to the clown? You crack me up!

Why did the cheese factory have a hard time? They lost their curds!

I used to have a job crushing soda cans, but it was soda pressing.

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet because I never get to Z.

I am reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't seem to put it down!

I am terrified of elevators, so I'm taking steps to avoid them!

Why was the sand wet? Because the seaweed!

What do you call a man with a shovel? Doug!

I would tell you a joke about wind, but it blows!

Dad, did you hear about the kidnapping at the zoo? It's fine, he woke up.

Dad, can you make me a sandwich? Abracadabra, you're a sandwich!

Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is? No sun!

I would tell you a time-travel joke, but you didn't like it.

Want to hear a joke about construction? We're still working on it!

I'm friends with a cactus because they're all 'prickly' but they're good at 'sticking' around.

Did you hear about the belt that got arrested? It held up a pair of pants!

I used to be a baker, so I knead to tell you this joke.

People who take care of chickens are hard to beat.

I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet—I don't know y.

Why did the leopard play hide and seek? He was always spotted.

You know, I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.