Intentionally corny and wholesome jokes, often pun-based.
I told my wife she should try making her own shampoo. She lathered, rinsed, and repeated.
You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish!
What did the hot dog say after winning the race? I'm the wiener!
What do you call a fake stone? A sham-rock.
Why can't you tell secrets on a farm? The potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.
I'm tired of negative people, but... only for the positives.
I'm writing a book on hurricane forecasting. It's going to blow people away.
Spring is here! I got so excited I wet my plants.
Camping is intense. It's s'more than you can handle!
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat? Because if they fell forwards, they'd still be in the boat!
What do you call a cat that can wrap presents? Santa Claws!
Is this pool safe for diving? It deep-ends!
How does a barber win the race? He knows a shortcut!
How many apples grow on a tree? All of them!
Why was the vegetable mad at the fruit? It was a sour grape!
What sound does a sleeping T-Rex make? A dino-snore!
Did you hear about the musician who was in jail? He got caught for fingering A minor!
Why was the calendar nervous? Because its days were numbered!
How did the barber win the race? He knew a short cut!
I would tell a pizza joke, but it's too cheesy!
Why couldn't the bicycle fall over? It was two tired!