Why did the scarecrow become a successful musician? He had a lot of straw-fans!

What do you call a fish wearing a crown? Gill-ty as charged!

How do you organize a fantastic party in outer space? You planet!

Some people eat snails. They must not like fast food!

What do you call a mac 'n' cheese that gets all up in your face? Too close for comfort food!

Why couldn't the skeleton go to the bar? Because he had no body to go with!

What do you call fake noodles? Impastas!

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino!

I'm going to make a bike out of spaghetti, because it's two tired.

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the park? They woke up, so it's all fine now.

I'm friends with a tree because we both have lots of roots.

I thought I'd tell you a joke about a pencil, but it's pointless.

I would tell you a joke about a cliff, but it would be a sheer drop.

As a scarecrow, people say I'm outstanding in my field. But hey, it's in my genes.

Why did the rapunzel break up with her boyfriend? He was too hair-ritating.

Did you hear about the arsonist who fell asleep on the job? He got burned out.

How did the picture end up in jail? It was framed.

If prisoners could take their own mugshots, they’d be called cellfies.

Einstein developed a theory about space, and it was about time too!

I asked my dad if we could do a 50/50. He said 49/51 works better because it's two puns in one!

What do you call dangerous precipitation? A rain of terror!