Intentionally corny and wholesome jokes, often pun-based.
I've been reading a book on teleportation. It's just hard to put down.
What do you call chicken sedans? Coops with four doors!
Why did the scarecrow receive an award? For being outstanding in his field!
What do you call pasta pretending to be something else? An impasta.
Why are elevator jokes the best? They work on so many levels.
Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence? It was udder destruction!
I'm trying to organize a hide and seek contest, but it's really hard to find good players.
How do you make a pirate angry? Take away the p!
I told my wife she should do sit-ups. She said living room or kitchen?
I'm starting a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
I told my wife she should do pencil curls to get ready for our trip. It’s headed straight for the stationery store.
Why was the math book set down? It was feeling too many problems.
Why did the golfer pair up with pants? He wanted a hole-in-one.
What's the long-term goal of a joke? To have a long punchline!
Why did the earth break up with the moon? It was just too tidal!
Why did the right eye want to go camping? Because it saw the left eye was already in-tents!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the pasta sauce!
What do you call a man with a shovel on his head? Doug!
What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y!
Why did the coffee go to the police? It got mugged!
Why did the musician get kicked out of the band? He couldn't conduct himself properly!