I told my computer a joke, but it didn't laugh. Maybe it didn't get the byte?

I'm trying to write a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

Why couldn't the bicycle find a date? It was two tired.

What do you say to comfort a grammar nazi? There, their, they're.

I might tell a salad joke, but it's a little too corny.

Why did the broom go to the doctor? It was feeling sweepy!

I was going to tell you a joke about an elevator, but it's an uplifting experience.

Did you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness? He pastaway.

I heard Cinderella tried out for the baseball team, but she kept running away from the ball!

I once told a joke about construction, but I'm still working on that one.

I'm writing a song about a tortilla. Actually, it's more of a wrap.

I always take steps to avoid elevators.

I wouldn't steal a pun, but I'd borrow one.

I'm friends with a baker. He's a real loaf of fun.

Why are ghosts always bad liars? Because you can see right through them!

I'd tell you a joke about the roof, but it's over your head.

I don't play soccer because I always end up getting a little too goalie.

What do you call a snowman with vampire fangs? Frostbite.

I used to play piano by hand, but it didn't sound quite right.

I would make a joke about paper, but it's tearable.

I tried to write a joke about mountain climbing, but I just couldn't get over it.