I'm friends with a lot of vegetables, I consider them my close-kales.

I would tell you a joke about corn, but it's too corny.

When do you know a joke becomes a dad joke? When it becomes apparent!

What did the TikTok user do at the bakery? Put the dough in the oven and put some bread!

Why can't you trust lions? They be lion!

Why don't dinosaurs ever reach their phones? They're all dead!

Did you know the first french fries weren't cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece!

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a cat? Frostbite!

Why did the math book yell at the student? It had too many problems!

What do you call a nose that doesn't work? Nobody knows!

What did the cat say after eating two robins? I'm stuffed!

Why did the towel go to the beach? Because it wanted to catch some waves!

I took a lot of pictures of my appliances, but they weren't good. They were too fuzzy.

I asked my daughter if she wanted a spider for a pet, she said no, but she'd take a bug.

Why shouldn't you play hide and seek with mountains? Because they're always peaking!

I'm trying to write a joke about overused elements in jokes. But it's too punny!

Dad, can you call me a taxi? Okay, you're a taxi!

I told my wife she should do sit-ups to stay in shape. She stood up, what do I do now?

I'm thinking of opening a bakery. I knead the dough!

I would tell you a joke about a pencil, but there's no point!

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just gave a little wine.