Why did the cheese go to the art exhibit? It wanted to see the Swiss masterpieces.

Why was the bike tired? It had too many spokes.

I asked my dad if he got a haircut. He said no, he got them all cut.

I would tell you a joke about peanut butter, but you might spread it.

Where do you learn to make a banana split? Sundae school.

I'm reading a book on the psychology of reasoning. I just can't make heads or tails of it!

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? The kid woke up and managed to slide away!

I'm reading a book on the history of paper. It's quite tear-jerking!

Why do ducks have tail feathers? To cover their butt-quacks!

Why did the scientist break up with potassium? It was too volatile.

I wanted to learn about different kinds of fences, but I couldn't find a good place to start.

Why did the vegetable become a detective? It wanted to go undercover!

I wanted to join the circular society, but they didn't seem very welcoming.

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes, she responded with a hug.

Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon? He was outstanding at mending crows.

I would tell you a joke about snow, but it's too flaky.

I asked the librarian if they had any books on irony. She told me they were behind me, but there was nothing there.

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a tomato? Frostbite!

Why did the butcher work extra hours? Because he wanted to meat the deadline!

I would tell you a joke about clocks, but it's not the right time.

Why couldn't the bicycle find its biological father? Because it was two-tired!