Intentionally corny and wholesome jokes, often pun-based.
I'm friends with a calculator. We have a lot of numbers.
What did the big flower say to the little flower? You’re just too daisy!
Parallel lines have so much in common, it's scary!
What's faster, hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch cold!
What did sushi A say to sushi B? Wassup, B!
Why do dinosaurs not drive cars? They're extinct!
Are eggs funny? No, but they crack us up!
What do you call a nosy pepper? Jala-peno business!
I would tell you a joke about herbs, but I don't think it will spice things up.
I'm afraid of stairs because they're always up to something.
How much does a hipster weigh? An Instagram.
Why did the bicycle fall over when left alone? It was two tired.
Why did the pirate go to the movie? Because it was rated arrrrr!
Why was the bee's hair always sticky? Because they used a honeycomb.
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels!
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance, they looked like hares!
What do you call a hospital for criminal tomatoes? A ketchup!
Why was the football coach angry after the game? He lost his quarterback.
Why did the lifeguard kick the elephants out of the pool? They kept dropping their trunks!
Why did the math book hire a tutor? It had too many problems.
I'm thinking of opening a bakery that only sells bread, it's going to make a lot of dough.