What do you call a pod of musical whales? An orca-stra.

Why is the ocean always calm during a race? It has a lot of self-restraint.

Why didn’t the lifeguard save the hippie? He was too far out.

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogy in it.

What's Forrest Gump's computer password? 1forrest1.

Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negativity? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid it!

Why couldn't the dinosaur play hide and seek? Because it was extinct.

Have you heard about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up.

I used to know a lot of bird puns, but I'm slowly egretting them all.

I was going to tell a joke about time travel, but nobody liked it.

I'm trying to organize a space party, but the guest list is astronomical.

Why was the stadium so cool? It had thousands of fans.

Why doesn't the sun go to college? Because it has a million degrees already.

I'm friends with all the letters of the alphabet, but I don't trust the i's.

Why was the basketball court always so hot? Because all the players kept dribbling.

I ate a clock yesterday, it was very time consuming.

I used to play piano in a restaurant, but the food was not up to scale.

Why did the strawberry cry? Because his mom was in a jam!

Why are elevator jokes classic? Because they work on so many levels.

I knew a guy who collected candy canes. He had quite the hook.

I told my son he should do math in pen, because it's permanent.