Intentionally corny and wholesome jokes, often pun-based.
Why did the golfer bring two pair of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
What do you call fake guacamole? Mock-amole.
That restaurant on the moon may have great food, but no atmosphere.
What did the dad buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.
I heard a joke about a boomerang. I couldn't catch it.
What do you call an unpredictable, out of control photographer? A loose Canon.
Why can't you trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
Why did the leopard play hide and seek all day? He was unspotted!
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the bakery? They whisked him away!
Did you hear about the cyclist who won the Tour de France? His bike is two-tired!
I'm friends with a lot of vegans. I stalk lettuce.
Why was the sock anxious? It was losing its sole.
Why did the singing duo break up? They had too many dischords.
Why are cats bad storytellers? They only have one tail.
Why did the belt lock itself up? It held up a pair of pants.
Why don't scientists trust each other? They can be double-crossers.
Why did the strawberry cry? Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why was the pencil unhappy? It had too many points to make.
Why couldn’t the bicycle find his way home? Because his tires were flat.
What did the fish say when he hit his head? Dam.
If the early bird gets the worm, I guess that means the second mouse gets the cheese.