Mountain scenery is captivating... It really peaks my interest!

When you're down by the sea, and an eel bites your knee, that's a moray!

I'm friends with toast, we're jammin'!

I'm tired of these Dad jokes... Seriously, I'm Dad, and I make these jokes!

Why don't cars play hide and seek? Because they're always caught.

Why do teenagers always carry a ladder? To go to new heights.

I've got a joke about construction, but I'm still working on it.

How do you organize a poker party in space? You planet.

Liquor may not solve your problems, but neither will milk.

Why did Billy get fired from the banana factory? He kept throwing away the bent ones.

Why do scuba divers always fall backwards into the water? Because if they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat!

I refused to believe my dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.

I'm trying to write a book on small towns, but it's a long story.

When you look really closely, all mirrors look like eyeballs.

I'm friends with a praying mantis. They're great at giving blessings.

I used to play hide and seek with my therapist. Good luck finding him!

I'd tell you a construction joke, but I'm still working on it.

Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a-salted.

I used to be a baker until I couldn't raise enough dough.

I would make a joke about the ocean, but that's too current.

Why wasn't the math book happy? It had too many problems.