Intentionally corny and wholesome jokes, often pun-based.
Is this pool safe for diving? It deep ends.
Winter is here. I asked my daughter if it was cold outside. She said, 'No, it's February.'
Why do chickens coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans!
I'm afraid of elevators, so I'm going to start taking steps to avoid them!
I used to be a baker at the bread factory, but I couldn't make enough dough.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frosty the snowpup!
Why are elevator jokes classic dad humor? Because they work on so many levels!
What's Forrest Gump's email password? 1Forest1!
I'm friends with a drummer, and they constantly complain about their schedule being too cymbalic.
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn? Where's popcorn?
What's Beethoven's favorite fruit? A ba-na-na-na.
What did the daddy tomato say to the baby tomato? Catch up!
Did you hear about the tomato family? They were in a jam.
Why did the Apples file a lawsuit? They wanted money to make themselves whole again.
Why did the diaper never pull out a credit card? It preferred to pay in dirty laundry.
When is a joke a dad joke? When the punchline is apparent.
Why did the Scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon? He had excellent brains.
What type of music does a mummy listen to? Wrap music.
What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weekdays.
Why did the buffalo go to the doctor? Because he had a terrible buffalo-cough.
Did you hear about the thief who stole a calendar? He got 12 months.