Intentionally corny and wholesome jokes, often pun-based.
Why don't melons get married? Because they cantaloupe!
I would tell you a dad joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy!
Why did the elephant bring a suitcase to the parade? Because he wanted to pack his trunk!
Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the fireplace? Because she wanted to keep it bedside!
What did the Buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? Bison!
What sound does a bouncing plane make? Boeing, Boeing, Boeing!
What does a baby computer call its dad? Data.
I'm reading a book on the history of soup. It's a real page-turner.
What do you call Santa when he takes a break? Santa Pause!
What do you call a mortal kombat tournament between amphibians? Frog-kombat!
Why wasn't the geometrist at school? He had a 3D-ache!
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? He heard they had the best bread!
I've heard about those nomads who make snowmen in summer. They're called 'wanderers in a thaw'.
I'm writing a book on elephants. I can't seem to get past the first page.
Why does a duck have tail feathers? To cover its buttquack!
What did the stadium say to the baseball? I'll catch you later!
Three fish are in a tank. One asks the others, 'How do you drive this thing?'
Why do some fish live in saltwater? Pepper makes them sneeze!
I inherited some genes from my parents... They fit me perfectly!
I would tell a joke about mathematical groups, but it's abelian joke.
I would tell you a roof joke, but it's over your head.