Intentionally corny and wholesome jokes, often pun-based.
I'm friends with every number, except for 7. It's odd.
Why did the math teacher who's afraid of negative numbers? She'll stop at nothing to avoid them!
Why did the Popsicle go to the party? Because it was cool!
Why did the ice cream truck break down? It had a meltdown!
Why did the fruit go to the dance? Because it couldn't find a date!
Where do sick boats go to get healthy? The dock!
What time was it when the clock struck thirteen? Time to get a new clock.
Why did the biscuit go to the doctor? It was feeling crumby.
Why can't you trust the king of the jungle? He's always lion.
Why don't ghosts go on elevators? Because they can't handle the up and down!
Why do sharks only swim in saltwater? Pepper makes them sneeze!
They told me I had Type A blood, but it was a Type-O.
I told my wife she should do a handstand every day. She said she couldn't stand on her hands.
Do you know the story about the chicken that crossed the road? It quacked me up!
Pencil puns are pointless.
You're American when you go into the bathroom, and you're American when you come out, but do you know what you are while you're in there? European!
I'm starting a collection of antique antique collections.
I would tell you a joke about a wall, but I'm afraid it would be too cheesy.
Why don't fish like basketball? Because they are afraid of the net.
What kind of shoes are made from banana peels? Slippers.
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before going to the beach? They might peel!