Intentionally corny and wholesome jokes, often pun-based.
Why did the candle go out? It was too wick-ed.
What did the candle say to the other candle? I'm feeling lit.
What's a password's favorite snack? Chips.
Why is a thesaurus not like a dinosaur? Dinosaurs are extinct, a thesaurus is wordy.
Why can't you trust an artist? They sketchy.
Why are elevator jokes so great? They work on so many levels.
Why did the scarecrow become a successful neuroscientist? Because he was outstanding in his field.
Did you hear about the athlete who gave away all his shoes? He wanted to help sole the world.
Why do golfer always carry two pairs of pants? In case they get a hole in one.
Have you heard about the group of chess enthusiasts who checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournaments? They were chessnuts boasting in an open foyer.
What do you call a mom who can't draw? Tracy!
Why do dinosaurs drive cars with square wheels? Because they're extinct!
Why did the cheese factory explosion? Debris everywhere.
What do you call fake spaghetti sauce? An im-pasta!
I told my wife she should talk to her plants. She said they always text her.
I told my wife she should start washing her face with horseshoe bacteria. She said, 'Neigh.'
I used to play piano for chickens, but they kept getting egg-cited and laying eggs.
Did you hear about the paper boy? He blew away.
Feeling cold? Stand in a corner...they're usually around 90 degrees.
Why don't calculators go to parties? Because they're no fun without the battery!
Why did the plane break up with the runway? It just wasn't going anywhere.