Classic call-and-response style jokes that follow a set pattern.
Louise my mind, can I come in?
Sherwood like to come in and meet your family!
Winnie lotto, I'll share with you!
Nellie the doorbell, it's broken!
Pierre
Pierre down, it's just me!
Artie there, it's your uncle!
Stanley
Stanley over there, let me in!
Conrad-ulations, you got the door open!
Colin all your friends, let's have a party!
Oswald my bubblegum, it's stuck in your hair!
Norma person can make you smile like me!
Abbey a good girl and open the door!
Violet go and answer the door!
Colin
Hike up your pants, it's time to go!
Mikey doesn't fit in the keyhole, can you please open the door?
Alpaca my bags, I'm ready to go!
You know, your Santa impression could use some work!
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