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Knock-Knock Jokes

Classic call-and-response style jokes that follow a set pattern.

Knock-Knock Jokes
Louise my mind, can I come in?
Knock-Knock Jokes
Sherwood like to come in and meet your family!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Winnie lotto, I'll share with you!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Nellie the doorbell, it's broken!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Pierre
Knock-Knock Jokes
Pierre down, it's just me!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Artie there, it's your uncle!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Stanley
Knock-Knock Jokes
Stanley over there, let me in!
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Conrad-ulations, you got the door open!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Colin all your friends, let's have a party!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Oswald my bubblegum, it's stuck in your hair!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Norma person can make you smile like me!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Abbey a good girl and open the door!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Violet go and answer the door!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Colin
Knock-Knock Jokes
Hike up your pants, it's time to go!
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Mikey doesn't fit in the keyhole, can you please open the door?
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Alpaca my bags, I'm ready to go!
Knock-Knock Jokes
You know, your Santa impression could use some work!
Knock-Knock Jokes
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