Classic call-and-response style jokes that follow a set pattern.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Alfred. Alfred who? Alfred the dark, come open the door!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you and forget me not!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Bee. Bee who? Bee-have yourself and laugh at this joke!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? Not your business, that's who!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Robin. Robin who? Robin you, give me a smile!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Harry. Harry who? Harry Potter, can I come in?
Knock, knock. Who's there? Cows. Cows who? No silly, cows moo!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Whey. Whey who? Whey to go!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Snow. Snow who? Snowbody's home!
Paula-bly you, but I'm not sure!
Billy important meeting at the door!
Irene
Irene out of jokes to tell you!
Hannah lovely day to open the door!
Sadie
Sadie case of the giggles!
Lindsay
Lindsay down and let's chat!
Lila hurry up, I'm waiting!
Kenny
Kenny believe it's me at the door!