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Knock-Knock Jokes

Classic call-and-response style jokes that follow a set pattern.

Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock, knock. Who's there? Alfred. Alfred who? Alfred the dark, come open the door!
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Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you and forget me not!
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Knock, knock. Who's there? Bee. Bee who? Bee-have yourself and laugh at this joke!
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Knock, knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? Not your business, that's who!
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Knock, knock. Who's there? Robin. Robin who? Robin you, give me a smile!
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Knock, knock. Who's there? Harry. Harry who? Harry Potter, can I come in?
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Knock, knock. Who's there? Cows. Cows who? No silly, cows moo!
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Knock, knock. Who's there? Whey. Whey who? Whey to go!
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Knock, knock. Who's there? Snow. Snow who? Snowbody's home!
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Paula-bly you, but I'm not sure!
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Billy important meeting at the door!
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Irene
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Irene out of jokes to tell you!
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Hannah lovely day to open the door!
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Sadie
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Sadie case of the giggles!
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Lindsay
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Lindsay down and let's chat!
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Lila hurry up, I'm waiting!
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Kenny
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Kenny believe it's me at the door!
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