Shittyjokes Logo Lowering the bar, one joke at a time.
  • Home
  • Joke Rating

Knock-Knock Jokes

Classic call-and-response style jokes that follow a set pattern.

Knock-Knock Jokes
Tammy right, it's me!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Max my way to your heart!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Joey
Knock-Knock Jokes
Joey glad it's me at the door!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Stella-tionery, I need to write a note!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Helena hand with the groceries, please!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Len
Knock-Knock Jokes
Len me some sugar, I'm out!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Manny
Knock-Knock Jokes
Many faces, but still me!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Shelley good to see you, open the door!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Ella lot of people here to see you!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Ray member me, your old friend!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Helena
Knock-Knock Jokes
Dorothy you open or shall I knock again?
Knock-Knock Jokes
Wendy bell rings, I answer!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Shelley
Knock-Knock Jokes
Sid down before you fall!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Gwen you realize, you'll laugh at this joke!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Quentin
Knock-Knock Jokes
Quentin Tarantino, open up!
  • «
  • 1
  • ...
  • 16
  • 17
  • 18
  • 19
  • 20
  • 21
  • 22
  • ...
  • 425
  • »

Categories

  • Puns & Wordplay
  • One-Liners
  • Knock-Knock Jokes
  • Dad Jokes
  • Dark Humor
  • Observational Humor
  • Self-Deprecating Humor
  • Slapstick / Physical Comedy
  • Sarcastic / Dry Humor
  • Anti-Jokes
  • Ethnic / Cultural Jokes
  • Political Jokes
  • Religious Jokes
  • Tech / Nerd Humor
  • Yo Mama Jokes
  • Blonde Jokes / Stereotype-Based
  • Riddles / Logic Jokes
  • Animal Jokes
  • Bathroom / Gross-Out Humor
  • Relationship Jokes

© 2026 Shittyjokes All rights reserved.