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Knock-Knock Jokes

Classic call-and-response style jokes that follow a set pattern.

Knock-Knock Jokes
Betty hurry, it's cold out here!
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Sid
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Levi
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Levi-t's me, open up!
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Gregory
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Gregory the Great, that's me!
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Cassidy later, alligator!
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Rexcuse me, can I come in?
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Tad pool outside, let me in!
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Jewel
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Jewel regret ignoring me!
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Regina
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Regina-ve me a chance to tell a joke!
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Cassidy
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Biff
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Biff bammed you on the head!
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Danny
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Danny thing you do, I can do better!
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Egan
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Egan to snow, let me in!
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Louise
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