Knock, knock. Who's there? Tanks. Tanks who? Tanks for the memories!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Lion. Lion who? Lion in the jungle, how are you?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sherman. Sherman who? Sherman around the corner!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Aisle. Aisle who? Aisle be seeing you later!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interupting cow. Interupting cow wh- MOO!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I'm here with a joke?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Becky. Becky who? Becky later, I'm telling jokes now!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Arbor. Arbor who? Arbor present and ready for a laugh!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Dewey. Dewey who? Dewey have to keep doing this routine?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Zeke. Zeke who? Zeke and you shall find, open the door!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Wayne. Wayne who? Wayne minute while I think of a joke!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Luke out the peephole, it's me outside!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Ida. Ida who? Ida know, I just wanted to say hi!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the bags, we're going on vacation!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Mario. Mario who? Mario getting cold waiting out here!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Amos. Amos who? Amos-quito just bit me, open up!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Hal. Hal who? Hal-larious jokes you got there!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Anita. Anita who? Anita come in and tell you a joke!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes me, open the door!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Ivan. Ivan who? Ivan standing out here waiting to come in!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Norma. Norma who? Norma-lly I wouldn't knock, but here I am!