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Knock-Knock Jokes

Classic call-and-response style jokes that follow a set pattern.

Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You're welcome!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it's freezing out here!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock knock. Who’s there? Cow says. Cow says who? No, cow says moooo!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you!
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