Knock, knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayney the bathtub, I'm drowning!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Alex. Alex who? Alex-plain when you're older!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Conch. Conch who? Conch your jokes all day long!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Candice. Candice who? Candice joke be any funnier?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Raisin. Raisin who? Raisin the roof with these jokes!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Beef. Beef who? Beef stew is delicious!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who? Nobel prize will be awarded for these jokes!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Warren. Warren who? Warren anything good on TV tonight?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Phillip. Phillip who? Phillip my glass with water, please!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Max. Max who? Max me another cup of coffee, please!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Wendy. Wendy who? Wendy's the next joke coming?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Icy. Icy who? Icy you, can you let me in?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doughnut. Doughnut who? Doughnut forget to laugh at these jokes!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Salmon. Salmon who? Salmon girl, you and me need to be together!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Wayne. Wayne who? Wayne the doorbell's broken, I had to knock!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Carrie. Carrie who? Carrie over here and I'll tell you!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Police. Police who? Police tell me your name!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Justin. Justin who? Justin the neighborhood stopping by!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Noah. Noah who? Noah good way to tell jokes?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Amish. Amish who? Aww, I'm gonna miss you too!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Idaho. Idaho who? Idaho not know who this is!