What do you call a vampire who loves baseball? A bat-ter.

Why did the vampire get fired from his job? He was always coffin.

What do you call a group of zombies playing music? A dead jam session.

Why did the ghost go to therapy? It needed to exorcise some inner demons.

What did the skeleton say before dinner? Bone appetit!

Why do ghosts like to ride in elevators? It raises their spirits.

What do you call a vampire who's good at math? Count Dracula.

Why did the witch get promoted at work? She had a broom with a view.

What do you call a group of witches playing basketball? A broom-dunk contest.

Why did the zombie join a marathon? It heard it was a dead race.

What do you call a vampire who's a procrastinator? Count Later.

Why did the skeleton refuse to go skydiving? It didn't have the stomach for it.

Why did the ghost get pulled over by the police? It didn't have a haunting license.

Why did Dracula become a vegetarian? He couldn't stomach steak anymore.

What do you call a sleeping werewolf? A snore-wolf.

Why was the math book so sad about infinity? It just couldn't count on a happy ending.

Why did the witch become a beautician? She was good with broom and makeup.

Why did the werewolf break up with his girlfriend? He found someone fur better.

What do you call a group of musical ghosts? A dead choir.

Why was the graveyard so noisy? All the coffin.

What do you call a zombie who tells jokes? A pun-dead.