Jokes about morbid or controversial topics; not for everyone.
Why was the graveyard so popular? People are dying to get in.
Why did the serial killer refuse to use social media? He didn't want any 'shares' or 'retweets.'
Why did the werewolf break up with his girlfriend? She just couldn't handle his animalistic side.
Why was the murder investigation so cold? Because it was an ice-cold case.
What's the best way to get rid of a corpse? Just give it some formaldehyde and let nature do the rest.
Why was the graveyard so lively? Because it was a dead-end street party.
Why was the coffin so crowded? It had a dead center for a party.
What did the grave robber say to the buried treasure? 'You're a real gem.'
Why did the vampire have to cancel his dinner date? He couldn't find a vein restaurant.
Why couldn't the vampire get a girlfriend? He had bat pick-up lines.
What did the cannibal get when he was late to dinner? The cold shoulder.
Why did the mummy get a promotion at work? He was outstanding in his field.
What did the murderer do when the police told him to put his hands up? He hit them with his confessions.
Why did the man name his dog 'Five Miles'? So he could say he walks 'Five Miles' every day.
Why did the ghost go to therapy? He had a lot of boo-hoo issues.
Why did the scarecrow get a promotion at work? Because he was outstanding in his line of duty.
What did the cannibal say after eating a comedian? 'He really killed.'
Why did the skeleton go to school? To improve his bone-telligence.
Why was the murderer always calm? He had a killer attitude.
How do you scare a snowman? You get a hairdryer and watch him melt.
Why did the coffin go to the store? It needed a new coffin nail.