Knock, knock. Who’s there? Yale. Yale who? I'm getting pretty yale of standing out here!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Taco. Taco who? Taco 'bout a fun joke!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Cash. Cash who? Cash you ousside, how 'bout that?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Intent. Intent who? Intent you glad I didn't say banana?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Phillip. Phillip who? Phil up my glass, I'm thirsty!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Robin. Robin who? Robin you, give me back my purse!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Ice cream. Ice cream who? Ice cream for you if you answer!

Knock, knock. Who's there? IKEA. IKEA who? IKEA lot of knocking to do!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Luke in the mirror and see for yourself!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Water. Water who? Water you doing this weekend?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Duane. Duane who? Duane the bathtub, I'm drowning!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Andy. Andy who? Andy bit you're not answering!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Luke at the dog playing with a bone!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Candy. Candy who? Candy ate a lot of jokes today!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Albert. Albert who? Albert you want for Christmas is more jokes!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Berry. Berry who? Berry nice to meet you, let's tell more jokes!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Avery. Avery who? Avery merry Christmas to you too!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce stay warm inside!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Tamara. Tamara who? Tamara we can tell more jokes together!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Luke to the sky, it's a beautiful day!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Ethan. Ethan who? Ethan the cookie while you weren't looking!