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Knock-Knock Jokes

Classic call-and-response style jokes that follow a set pattern.

Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock, knock. Who's there? Soda. Soda who? Soda you, soda me!
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Knock, knock. Who's there? Isabel. Isabel who? Isabel working or should I knock somewhere else?
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cheese. Cheese who? Cheese a jolly good fellow!
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes Sean Connery, cannae you see me?
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Peas. Peas who? Peas let me in, it’s freezing out here!
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Razor. Razor who? Razor hands if you’re sure!
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