Knock, knock. Who's there? Owls. Owls who? Yes, you heard me right!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce have some fun laughing!

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You who, let's have a great time joking!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes a fun place to be with jokes!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce join in on the laughter!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Butter while I tell you another joke!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in and enjoy some jokes!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Ho-ho. Ho-ho who? Ho-ho-ho, Merry Christmas!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Tank. Tank who? You're welcome, have a good day!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Potato. Potato who? Potato late to start telling jokes!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Honey bee. Honey bee who? Honey bee quiet, I'm trying to think!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Iva. Iva who? I've had enough of knocking, let me in!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Harry. Harry who? Harry over here, I need a hug!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Isabel. Isabel who? Isabel working? I heard you were on break!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Andy. Andy who? Andy way, happy to see me?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nebraska. Nebraska who? Nebraska is my favorite state!

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? Yoo-hoo, let me in!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo who? Boo who? I'm an owl!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Yodelayheehoo. Yodelayheehoo who? Yodelayheehoo, partner!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Noah. Noah who? Noah good joke you can share?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad you found this joke?