Knock, knock. Who's there? Ice cream. Ice cream who? Ice cream and cake, yum yum yum!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Alan. Alan who? Alan every joke we tell is a gem!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce be happy and tell more jokes!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Justice. Justice who? Justice once, but no one heard me!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Tad. Tad who? Tad day, isn't it?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Cheese. Cheese who? Cheese the one who laughs at all the jokes!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Dough. Dough who? Doughnut you know it's me?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Hip. Hip who? Hip-hip-hooray, you answered!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nigel. Nigel who? Nigel later, alligator!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Mac. Mac who? Mac and cheese, please!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Minnie. Minnie who? Minnie more knock-knock jokes to tell!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Beef. Beef who? Beef and cheese sandwich, please!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Oliver. Oliver who? Oliver this knocking is making me tired!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you, sweetheart!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Abel. Abel who? Abel to bounce a check!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive a sudden I feel happy!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Drew. Drew who? Drew a picture of you!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Carrot. Carrot who? Carrot believe it's not butter!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey don't fit in the keyhole!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it's getting dark out here!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boothe. Boothe who? Boothef us if you love me!