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Knock-Knock Jokes

Classic call-and-response style jokes that follow a set pattern.

Knock-Knock Jokes
Vera excited to tell more jokes!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Bobby
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Walter bunch of funny jokes you have!
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Seymour
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Seymour jokes coming your way!
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Forrest me, I'm a tree!
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Dewey have to keep doing this knock-knock thing?
Knock-Knock Jokes
Itha lot of funny jokes, do you?
Knock-Knock Jokes
Alma-ny other knock-knock jokes you know?
Knock-Knock Jokes
Forrest
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Trish
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Trish me, I'm a doctor!
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Itha
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Conrad-ulations, you finally opened the door!
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Opal door and let me in, I forgot my key!
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Xerxes
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Xerxes the way to the funny farm!
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Conrad
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Artie they all funny to you?
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Scold beer, it's cold outside!
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Porter lights out, let me in!
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